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Have any of you ever accidentally answered the phone like this, "Dear Heavenly Father"? Or have you ended a presentation at work, "in the name of Jesus Christ, Amen"? I've almost done that before and caught myself. Here's a short clip of a traffic report in Salt Lake where the reporter does this very thing. Only in Utah!

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Man. My worst nightmare (now that I'm done with puberty).
written by SilusGrok 550 days ago
    This is funny. Can anyone verify that it is genuine though?
    written by willf 548 days ago
The other day I nearly ended a meeting at work by asking for a volunteer to give the closing prayer. And I work for the government, with no LDS coworkers :)
written by frozenchosenAK 548 days ago
Frozen, that is so funny! Thanks for sharing that.

Last Friday, I had to give a presentation at work and then later had to MC our ward talent night. I kept telling myself over and over before the presentation to say, "Ladies and Gentlemen," not "Brothers and Sisters." I knew if I wasn't careful, I'd flub it.

Will, I've asked my family in Utah to see if they can verify this. If I get verification, I'll let you know.
written by gospelcougar 547 days ago
Cougar: Soooo true on the Brothers and Sisters line. I've just barely caught myself there a time or three, also.

Part of what makes this even more difficult for me is that before I joined the LDS church, pretty much the entirety of my work history was working for religious employers in my prior religion of choice, where we actually DID have opening and closing prayers in our team meetings, and where we actually DID address each other as Brother or Sister. I guess I am hopeless.

I wonder what other uniquely Mormon "lines" others have spoken at inopportune times.
written by frozenchosenAK 547 days ago
There is a some debate about the veracity here: http://utahradionews.proboards2.com/index.cgi?board=general&action=display&thread=1179372738&page=1
written by willf 546 days ago
I can't sustain just because I feel so sorry for her and would hate to promote her embarassment. Poor lady! Good thing she doesn't work for a government station...
written by TedB 540 days ago
I'm just torqued because I blogged it a day before dooce. But, hey.

http://www.mormonmomma.com/index.php/2007/green-jello-and-postum/

I have answered the phone by beginning to pray. Twice in my life. And a couple of my kids have done weird prayer things, too. I believe!
written by AMSmith 540 days ago

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